Still More odd laws

"No sharing your faith with,praying,singing,or religious practices of any sort allowed here. says this right after "we are an equal opportunity corporation."-located on the applications for the American Red Cross Center (sounds hypocritical to me)
-Since when does the employer have the right to say the First Amendment does apply at the work place? Surprised this place has not been sued for such ridiculousness
"No teaching creation,or other Christian values allowed beyond this point."-not posted,but should be on the door to public schools in America since this is what the government says (What happened to the first Amendment rights here? "the government shall not enforce a state government..." sounds like the government could care less about the people and more about money to put in their pockets)
"Shirt and shoes required."-sign on public places in the United States (question does this mean that people don't have to wear underwear,socks,or other clothes in public?...sounds gross,and unsanitary to me)
"No strollers,or wheel chairs, or unaccompanied children allowed on elesclator."-sign on the elesclators at the mall,at Sears,and other stores with elesclators in them
"No smoking. "-sign inside an elevator at the mall (thought this was obvious that people should not does this anyways)
"Anyways,anyway,and whatever are considered rude to the general public and are no longer allowed to be used."-law in England now

More Odd Laws Around ....

In Iowa and Illinois you have to pay sales tax on Halloween candy.
" In Oregon it is against the law for you to pump your own gas."
" It is against the rules at Walmart for the security guards to chase after thieves, or they get fired.- California."
"It is against the law to use this black light in a college dorm room in California,sign on a black light used in dorm rooms."
"It is against the law to rap your order at the MacDonald s in Salt Lake City, Utah."- Some teenagers that did not know this were arrested and charged with public distrubacty.
"Do not park car near sea side."-sign in a parking lot outside a beachy area in Oregon.
"No more than 12 items allowed in this lane."-on a 12 items or less lane in Walmart
"Do not let anyone else hold your luggage for you. Do not offer to hold some one else's luggage or trade luggage with other people. It could be dangerous to abuse this rule."-sign on the wall in the airport
"No knives, guns, or other weapons allowed beyond this point."-sign near the metal detector at the court house
"No children allowed beyond this point."-sign on door to the maternity ward at the hospital
"No unaccompanied children allowed in store."-sign on the door to the American Greetings store at the mall
"All Sales are final! No exchanges,no refunds."-near the cash register at Hamrick's (isn't the second half of the sign redundant?)